Sunday, October 14, 2012
#6 Do not eat squid with spicy chilies lime juice or you will die.
Neighbor: What are you cooking?
Derek: Squid.
Neighbor: We have a rule. You cannot put chili peppers in the sauce or you will die.
Eric: But we already did. A lot of them. Why is that a rule?
Neighbor: Oh. I don’t know. But you can ask the other neighbor, he will confirm it.
Derek: Ok, if you find us dead tomorrow you will know why.
Next Day:
Eric: So squid and chili peppers are bad to mix?
Other neighbor: No. Why?
Eric: So I won’t die?
Other neighbor: You die if you mix squid with limes. You don’t serve squid with limes.
Eric: Oh ok. Good thing we didn’t use limes.
Other neighbor: Yeah.
These are actual conversations in our daily lives. Also we almost died.
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