Sunday, October 14, 2012

#6 Do not eat squid with spicy chilies lime juice or you will die.

Neighbor: What are you cooking? Derek: Squid. Neighbor: We have a rule. You cannot put chili peppers in the sauce or you will die. Eric: But we already did. A lot of them. Why is that a rule? Neighbor: Oh. I don’t know. But you can ask the other neighbor, he will confirm it. Derek: Ok, if you find us dead tomorrow you will know why. Next Day: Eric: So squid and chili peppers are bad to mix? Other neighbor: No. Why? Eric: So I won’t die? Other neighbor: You die if you mix squid with limes. You don’t serve squid with limes. Eric: Oh ok. Good thing we didn’t use limes. Other neighbor: Yeah. These are actual conversations in our daily lives. Also we almost died.

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